Timothy and the Piss Pygmalion

It wasn’t the grey he hated. In a city, grey is honest. It was colour. Everywhere neon. Too cheerful posters pretending that phone shops wanted to be your friend. Smoothies in knitted hats lying to you in faux casual san serif fonts. People, generally. He hated the duplicity. On the ground of the train station, dappled pigeons pecked their way through fatty crumbs of pastry. Good, thought Timothy. Good that the city is full of fat parasites. It suits it. 

The queue moved forward and Timothy walked up to the window. The squat, bored looking attendant didn’t lift his eyes. Timothy noted his lazy stubble and primary blue polyester polo shirt.

'How can I help?' asked the ticket seller.

'I'd like a ticket please.'

'Where to?' 'Anywhere.'

'I can't put in “anywhere”. Whereabouts did you think?'

'I don't know. Surprise me.'

The queue behind Tim had already begun to swell. The ticket seller made a decision. 'How much do you want to spend?'

'I've got seventy pounds.'

'Sixty-three gets you as far as Weymouth. Return is it?'

'No. One way.'

The ticket seller paused, looked up to take in Timothy’s small rucksack and ripped jeans. ‘The single is only a pound cheaper. Get the return.’

In the moment Timothy had thought he must have looked like a run away, or a criminal, or a suicide. Later, on the train, he reflected he’d probably only looked like a twat. The train carriage, with its too cheerful banquette and its dull sweaty passengers, made that twattishness a victory. Better to be a twat than to acquiesce to this. He'd spent the last of his student loan, ditched the inadequate fawning boyfriend and cut off any possibility of contact from either his parents or the university. He was really, truly, nothing now. Hollow and honest and, almost too cliché to say, free.

He thought of the letter he’d binned at Waterloo. I should have kept it, he thought. It would have looked good later, when people read it. But then he looked at the sweaty passengers again, the screaming kid. He overheard some dullard teen talking to her sister. No, it was a shitty letter. Horribly written. All clichés and run on sentences. It was a fetter.

The train had just left London. The familiar and miserable tower blocks had been replaced with novel but still miserable fields. Flats to flats, he thought. And green and brown is not so different from grey and neon. Diminishing kebab shops do not suggest a sudden Wordsworthian lushness. The world is just this, this, this. Things don’t end.

The horror of the letter had been its total misrecognition. Jason, the boyfriend, was not half so empty as Tim, not half so hollow and echoing. The fullness Jason thought he saw only made Tim feel lonely on top of empty. To be so mistook, as if he were a something and not this yawning hole. And ‘I love you’, in the mouth of an idiot, is just idiot speak for ‘I will follow you’. And Jason was an idiot. And Timothy wasn’t interested in being followed. He’d turned off his phone.

An hour later, he woke up with the setting sun shining into his eyes. He turned on his phone briefly to look at a map. No missed calls. The New Forest was close, only twenty minutes’ walk from a station called Brokenhurst. He asked the conductor how long till they arrived there. The conductor told him it was the next stop. Timothy smiled at the simplicity of it. Now that he wasn't real, he was floating on dream logic, like thistle down.

As the road crossed the river Lymington, he left it to walk beneath the oak trees. He trailed his hands over the rough bark and enjoyed the feeling of leaves parting over his trainers. He liked the looming, physical presence of the oaks. He loved the space between them, that seemed to vibrate like the still in a church. He followed the slick curves of the river until he couldn't hear cars anymore. The very last light of the day caught in the outstretched and golden arms of the trees, something like prayer and something like dance. He loved it, its swollen generosity, its unarguable reality. And, being nothing, he became everything, became self-same with the wet soil, the distant cawing of crows, the soft calling of woodpigeons, the moss, the kind smells of leaf mould and hidden mushrooms, the wet on the underside of high ferns and the colours on the faded crisp packet caught in the roots of the field maple.

He dropped his bag to the ground to pull out his tarp. Once the shelter was erect he lay on the ground and waited for the next part of the dream to suggest itself. A little later, the moon rose, smaller than on television and in one of its less poetic shapes, neither crescent or full. Timothy, face down in the leaf litter, awoke and crunched the skeletons of old leaves into his fists. Air moved through the branches, goosepimpling his flesh and, as much as he wanted to think about nothingness, he thought about being cold. He knew what to do.

He stripped off his t-shirt and jeans. He looked along the banks of the river and listened for footsteps. He heard only the soft swells of the breeze through the leaves. Satisfied he was alone, he stripped off his underwear and stood naked in the woods. He looked down at his body and found it neither beautiful or ugly. He enjoyed the effect of the dappled moonlight on it, how alien his body felt to itself, a marble edifice to which he had no attachment or responsibility.

Looking round again, he started to crawl cautiously down the bank. He secured himself against an ash growing parallel to the water’s surface. The reeds breathing against each other sounded like a hive struggling to rouse itself. The air in his mouth tasted green.

He lowered his foot into the water, felt the shock of it in his lungs first as he gasped cold air down into them. Something, finally, like sensation. He lowered the rest of himself in down to the waist. The river bed beneath him was slippery, calf-high mud. As the water slid up along him, to the back of his knee, the underside of his buttocks, the sensitive skin behind his testicles, he gasped and gasped again. It was touch, true and incontestable.

Here, in the water, he was finally wild, finally filmic and authentic. He kicked forward, a body splashing, a no name thing flashing like litter on the river bed. His skin seemed to burn and his body, the moon, the river, the trees all lost themselves in the heat of it. On the other side of self, he thought, out beyond the tawdry business of ‘I am’ there is this other thing, this fullness. I am a starfish turning itself inside out. I am a hollow pot singing a note as the wind blows across it.

He lay on his back to look at the clear sky. He framed this as another act of surrender. The water did not worship him. It did not fawn or versify. It only held him and moved him. The nothing that had been called Timothy loved it.

Sometime later Timothy’s foot caught against a root in the bank. He did not know how far he had traveled, or for how long. He tried to think of absence again, but his body shouted the cold at him. He had started to tremble. An unwelcome thought appeared; at some point he would have to walk back to his tent. He was naked, the longer he floated the longer he’d be vulnerable on the bank. He’d need to eat and start a fire. Reluctantly, he pulled himself free of the water and back up into the trees.

Now his eyes had adjusted completely to the darkness, the forest was a feather hush world of greys and silver, leaves in slithering sibilance moving across once another, their insect scuttling like a series of whispered invitations. Timothy felt himself splitting, as if the steaming fire in his skin were melting him into his component elements. One Timothy, the one who had loved on the river, thrilled in the terrible intimacy of the wood’s silent witness on his body. The other Timothy, a Timothy he had thought he’d left in London, started to wonder about being seen, eating, how long he could survive with no money. That Timothy seemed to pace at the edge of his eye line, despairing and inevitable, bringing London, parents, boyfriends and bodies back with a tectonic certainty.

But beneath both Timothies, Timothy felt a felt a glorious absence. He decided to listen to it for a little while longer. Hidden in the undergrowth a deer watched as the steaming man dropped to his hands and knees. He scrabbled through the paper leaves as if searching for something. When his fingers broke the detritus to the crumbly soil beneath he scooped handful after handful up out of the ground, grunting as he piled it beside him.

He walked towards the river and began to carry handfuls of water back to the pile to moisten it. When this proved too slow, he reached his hands over his head, stretching out his body in animal pleasure, and began to piss. With his arms extended, his eyes closed and urine pooling at his feet, he felt the tangible weight of the night pressing in on him like a lover, the visceral understanding that the air touching him was touching every other thing. Nothing embraces. Nothing enfolds. It slid over and across him. He felt he was making love to the world and the soil bubbled warmly over his toes.

Satisfied that the soil was wet enough, he knelt down to push his hands back into its rapidly cooling body. He kneaded it, working it into a thick, sculptable clay. He worked the leaves into it, his breath, discarded beetle shells. His breath steamed. His hands became slick with slip, a black smear in the dark. The deer decided to run further away from the river.

The figure forming beneath Timothy looked a little like him, but a little like anyone, the way that a mannequin looks like anyone. He used a cold finger to poke in two divots for eyes holes. He rolled a snake of mud between his palms for the clay man’s penis. He pressed old leaves into its surface for body hair. Twigs for stubble. Finally, he used a stick to slowly scratch a hole through the centre of the clay man’s chest.

Dream logic, he thought. Don’t overthink this. He sat down cross legged before the piss and dirt idol. If I don’t exist, and it doesn’t exist, then we are the same. There’s no difference. It’s easy to swap. And nothing watched, and nothing cared and nothing heard Timothy. And nothing swapped with nothing is nothing that could be obstructed. They switched.

Timothy was the clay man. He felt his cold body, the fine cracks slowly forming as the piss evaporated. It felt good, so good, to finally know his place. He could feel the curiosity of the worms beneath him, the potential of chickweed seeds lodged a centimetre under his skin. He looked through the holes where eyes would have been as the clay man walked off into the woods wearing his old body. He wished him the joy of it. He looked forward to the moment when the clay man had gone, and the wind had dried Timothy’s body out, and he had dried out and returned to dust. He looked forward to being forgotten, to finally being able to forget himself.

The clay man lumbered back towards Timothy’s camp. It saw that the boy had not travelled very far. Nowhere near as far as he’d thought. The body was cold. The clay man dressed it with clothes. The body, from old habit, checked the pocket for wallet, keys and phone. It did not take down the tarp or repack the bag. It tilted its head when it looked at these things, and bent to retrieve a snickers that had fallen from the bag, but then it turned away. The clay man walked back towards the train station.

The sign on the board said that the final train back to Waterloo would leave at 22.45. The clay man turned on Timothy’s phone. There was a message from someone called Jason. It said ‘Hey. How’s you?’. The clock on the phone said it was 21.50. The clay man waited at the station for 55 minutes. It didn’t notice the buddleia between the tracks, or the pigeon calling from the trees. It didn’t notice that the wind sounded like a voice. It didn’t notice the flaked paint on the railings, and it didn’t occur that the flaked paint had gotten so because the rain and the wind had been touching it for years. It didn’t notice the oil spillage on the gravel between the tracks. It didn’t notice anything at all. The train arrived.

On the train home, the clay man wondered what he would do with no money. Probably call his parents or borrow some cash from Jason. It didn’t have any feelings about the banquette. He pulled out his phone again and began to type a text message. ‘Hey. I’m good. How’s you? I got your letter. I love you. x’


Note: this blog post was originally written in 2014 on another website, when I thought I was only interested in men,, when I wasn't as good a writer, and before anyone seemed interested in the conversation. I reproduce it here, with gratitude to everyone who has come forward with #MeToo and so radically changed the conversation we are having. 

I like to go out. I like to dance. I like to wear glitter and put my hands over my head and flirt with men. It does my body good to feel strong, and it does my mind good to feel pretty, to feel desirable. Last week, I went dancing. The morning after, I started to tweet: (some tweets omitted, for brevity)

Benjamin G. Wilson@BenWritesFilth

You all remmeber the last time I went out, and I wasn't able to police my boundaries, and I was assaulted?

9:59 AM - Aug 9, 2014

Well, last night, I said no, and then the guy punched me in the face. Several times.

9:59 AM - Aug 9, 2014

The guys around me that he is hitting, who are telling me not to hit him, are also flirting with me. They are telling me not to be emotional

10:18 AM - Aug 9, 2014

They are saying "it only seems bad because you are drunk". He has punched me in the face, I'm being told I'm hysterical for punching back.

10:20 AM - Aug 9, 2014

Just realised this is the third sexually motivated assault I've experienced this year. The third! That's so fucked.

11:43 AM - Aug 9, 2014

[Editors Note: It's worth pointing out that the man who 'saved me' from this assault, who took me home to clear up my blood, also tried to have sex with me as I said no. He had to be physically pushed out of bed before he stopped trying to rape me. I still had blood in my hair from the first assault. He was a 'good guy', and I suppose I didn't blog about him because he'd intervened earlier.]

Three assaults in eight months. Big assaults, not just a passing grope, but punches, sexualised muggings, a “sexy” bite on the bus which broke the skin. That seems a high number. I get superstitious, I had had bare arms every time. Maybe that’s why someone thought it was okay to do that? But it’s not me. When I leave the house, I feel like I’ve stepped into a narrative that is bigger and stronger than me. Three big assaults, but little violations are innumerable. If I go out, with a body coded as “queer”, my body feels like contested land. I have learnt to say no with a smile, without a smile, with a quiet voice, a raised voice, with anger. I’ve learnt to say no with my hands, pushing lovers off me when they ignore my requests to stop, my bunched fists places against the chest of strangers in the street who refuse to stop touching me. All my nos mean nothing.

I am grateful for, and in debt to, the feminist, womanist and trans-activist writers who have given me a language to explain this to myself. They are the people who taught me what bodily-autonomy means, what victim blaming is. A demographic of men, often “straight” men regularly intrude on my body. Sexuality is either the medium or excuse for the intrusion. I recognise the massive privileges afforded to me as a cis, white male. No one is going to question my right to naked arms or drinking. Posting this will not result in rape threats. And I hope that those same authors, who have been so inspirational to me, do not find it appropriative for me to claim a place in this narrative. But I see a link between those stories and mine, sister stories about “othered” bodies punished for their “sexuality” and “agency”. I think I am describing my place in rape culture.

But if rape culture overlaps with gay culture, why aren’t we talking about it?, I’ve been groped on buses, trapped in taxis, bitten, mugged, slapped, spat on and raped. My virginity was taken in a statutory rape… a story so familiar to gay men that it doesn’t need details. I am a skinny, white, able-bodied, cisgendered man who is conventionally attractive and in possession of a higher-ish education. I’ve lucked out at the kyriachy. If this is happening to me, what is happening to other people?

I can’t believe there isn’t a conversation to have here.  I would like to invite MSM and queer men to talk about this under the hashtag #gayrapeculture on Twitter, or in the comments here, or on their own blogs. I do not think I am the only one who is tired. I do think that we are the only people who can pick this apart for ourselves.

Queer Psychogeography in Rural Landscapes

We flock to cities, as a rule. Being the only gay in the village is tiring. Being a rural gay teenager is hungry work. Opportunities (to fuck, to chat) are scarce. We head to metropolises because it feels like we’ll starve out in the country. The queer landscapes we see on TV are tower blocks, night clubs, metropolitan cafes. Culturally, we maintain the fiction that queerness is an urban phenomenon. As if faggots are a spontaneous growth from concrete and glass, something new, something as constructed and arbitrary as architecture.

Fairies, they are trying to steal the woods from you.

bee - queer psychogeography in a rural landscape

There is a queer psychogeography of the countryside. A queer flânerie. It is a complex and as rich as the one you’ve already heard about, though it appears less on Instagram. There are times when the queer landscape of the country functions as a fun house mirror of the city. When then number of visible sexual partners reduces from the tens of thousands to the tens, things change and intensify. You never want to say no to someone unless they seem dangerous. Sometimes you don’t say no even then. You find yourself fucking in the frightening houses of rich men who own land. You never ask how they vote.

People still have pornography on their phones, so people have absorbed the same strange sexual game playing that’s infected the cities. People ask if you are a top or a bottom, a dom or a sub. In the city I can just refuse the question because it’s boring. In the country I am whatever you want me to be. The absence of a nightclub makes me plastic.

But the countryside is its own experience too. There are no buses in the country now, certainly none after 5pm. At the age of 16, at the age of 26, you find yourself taking hour long walks along unlit roads just so you can suck a dick. You walk home again past lay-bys where you fucked boyfriends in their parents’ cars. You fuck in fields, you fuck in woodlands, you find mud under your nails the next day and smile. You’re giving head in the snow with a bobble hat on. You learn that you’ve developed hayfever one day after using a picnic blanket without a picnic. You fuck in sheds. You fuck in the rain. You travel into the town by foot, meet a man from the internet, walk another hour to find a sufficiently wooded round about on the edge of an industrial estate. He’s too old for you, a trainee teacher. You fuck.

Each rare orgasm is a victory. Something stolen from an unwilling world. The feeling you have, in the city, after a one night stand… that feeling like a light is shining from you, that the people at the bus stop can see your glow? In the country, that glow is a roaring fire, a heat that flushes through you till it seems you’re lighting up the trees. Behind my parents’ house is a wood that used to be a coal mine. I am walking though it in cum stained jeans. I can taste salt in my mouth. Without queer community, I make the wastelands into my home. There are foxes here, and snakes. I shed my skin for anyone that asks and underneath, again and again, I find this muddy creature. Something fae, something practical and animal.

If you have another gay friend, who you probably you do not sleep with, you find yourself drinking cider in graveyards for lack of anything else to do. You dropped out of university eight years ago. Now you are pissed in a war memorial on a Tuesday night. The local pub, which is run by gay men, has barred you because the way you dress might frighten the straight people. You don’t care.

Sometimes you wander alone at night, not even heading to a man, and you scuff your boots along the frost and stubble of the cut fields. You wander under the motorway bridge. You sneak onto the local golf course. The feeling is loneliness, a great swelling loneliness that seems to push out and crack your ribs. But it is comfort too, and ownership. This soil, these leaves, this piss stinking concrete behind the motorway service station; it’s yours. You have been spilled out too many times here to pretend otherwise. 

At midnight I am dipping my toes into the canal. I can hear the cars on the bypass in the very far distance. Birds are calling in the woods, soft owl sounds like laughter, the occasional breathy noise of disturbed pigeons. I can taste the water in my mouth, green and brown. That odd familiar feeling of a thing being almost present, an absence that seems to push out of my skin.